A good friend of mine had 4 classes with me my last year of high school, this year, and one of those classes was Physics. Ah, physics... I passed the time by annoying my friend and making analogies between science and anything else. Electrons are like the Montagues and Capulets. They can't stand each other so they try to avoid each other. I forget most of my stories, but I found them greatly amusing. Then again... I was the only one who did. Regardless of what others think of my humor, I just want to record the stories I think of. If it amuses you, great! If not, then you are normal.